Poems by Charlie Gregory: Old Juncker... (To the tune Widecombe Fair)

Saturday 12 January 2019

Old Juncker... (To the tune Widecombe Fair)

Old Juncker, Old Juncker, lend me your deaf ear,
we’re a big market with fish in our sea,
can trade with the wide world without you my dear
wi’ no Blairites or Bercows, Nicky Morgans,
Vince Cables, Heseltineys, Anna Soubrys,
disdainful Ken Clarks - sod ‘em all,
disdainful Ken Clarks - sod ‘em all.

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The Devil's Register

‘Who would poke a stick in the Balkans and risk starting
World War III?’ Victor Strong asked his reflection in the mirror.

‘I would!’ he told it.

Hasan Acar decides to abandon his final exams at Cardiff University and go in search of Meryem, his young sister, who has gone missing in the vastness of Turkey. He is her
only family. Their parents are dead.

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in passports, as well as goods and people of all kinds.

Pretty Flower soon finds that Happy House was indeed happy
compared with what she has let herself in for.

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whose ships use a berth in a remote scrap-yard in West Wales.

When Goodman is reported to have fallen overboard and been swept away by the tide while inspecting a ship, his daughter, Faith, suspects foul play and enlists the help of Captain Victor Strong, her ex-fiancé.

Working together, Victor and Faith find themselves confronting a web of impenetrable evil, compounded by the blind eyes, fear and self-interest of government officials.

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predator, will also die.

Struggling to make sense of his predicament, he finds more questions than answers...
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intend to exchange at sea? Why all the secrecy and threats?

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